dream sequences number two
this is a very, very unique dream and extremely hilarious. the strange thing about this dream was the fact that it was plainly auditory, the only thing visual was a radio.
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dream sequences number two: the radio plug
it was all radio. there it was in front of me, turned on, playing songs from my favorite radio station. then, the disc jock from that particular station gave an introduction to some guests they have that day.
the guests were vic sotto and joey de leon, the deadly duo of a famous noontime show. "in the house today are two people responsible for the twenty five successful years of EAT BULAGA, and they're here to invite you guys to their twenty-fifth anniversary celebration...", sonya smith began.
"so mr. vic sotto, congratulations. please invite everyone to see your show"
"ah. mga kapuso, i am inviting everyone to come to our anniversary special to be held on saturday....", vic sotto said.
then, it was joey's turn to speak, until he was interrupted by sonya smith because of a special radio caller.
"sir joey, on the phone right now is ms. mel tiangco of GMA, and she wants to wish the show goodluck on your show. ms. mel, you're now on air..."
Then mel tiangco's voice emerges.
"mga kapuso. salamat sa walang sawang pagsuporta nyo sa EAT BULAGA. MAGPAKAILANMAN, hindi niyo iniwan ang EAT BULAGA sa inyong pang-araw-araw na pananghalian. sana'y MAGPAKAILANMAN, ay nandyan pa rin kayong sumusubaybay. asahan niyong narito kami naghahatid ng serbisyong totoo, at aliw sa mga susunod pang 25 taon, at MAGPAKAILANMAN. At sana wag nyo ring kalimutan ang MAGPAKAILANMAN tuwing huwebes. sa programang ito po, ay pawang mga nakakaantig na katotohanan lamang ang inyong mapapanood, MAGPAKAILANMAN. Magpakailanman..."
Then, the unthinkable happened.
"pu#%@g i*a naman mel e,", Joey interrupted. "kaya nga kami nandito sa radyo para magpromote ng show namin, tapos puro MAGPAKAILANMAN lang ang sasabihin mo, pano MAALAALA ng mga tao yung show namin kung puro show mo ang maririnig nila".
"e g#@o ka naman pala e. kayo na nga ang tinutulungan magplug tapos babastusin mo ko sa national radio. tapos sasabihin mo pa ung title ng show ng kabila. e kung hindi ka naman pala tang# at kalahati....."
It was a riot in the radio so Sonya Smith decided to cut them all off air, as they continued to fight over the phone.
Then, the radio fell silent.
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dream sequences number two: the radio plug
it was all radio. there it was in front of me, turned on, playing songs from my favorite radio station. then, the disc jock from that particular station gave an introduction to some guests they have that day.
the guests were vic sotto and joey de leon, the deadly duo of a famous noontime show. "in the house today are two people responsible for the twenty five successful years of EAT BULAGA, and they're here to invite you guys to their twenty-fifth anniversary celebration...", sonya smith began.
"so mr. vic sotto, congratulations. please invite everyone to see your show"
"ah. mga kapuso, i am inviting everyone to come to our anniversary special to be held on saturday....", vic sotto said.
then, it was joey's turn to speak, until he was interrupted by sonya smith because of a special radio caller.
"sir joey, on the phone right now is ms. mel tiangco of GMA, and she wants to wish the show goodluck on your show. ms. mel, you're now on air..."
Then mel tiangco's voice emerges.
"mga kapuso. salamat sa walang sawang pagsuporta nyo sa EAT BULAGA. MAGPAKAILANMAN, hindi niyo iniwan ang EAT BULAGA sa inyong pang-araw-araw na pananghalian. sana'y MAGPAKAILANMAN, ay nandyan pa rin kayong sumusubaybay. asahan niyong narito kami naghahatid ng serbisyong totoo, at aliw sa mga susunod pang 25 taon, at MAGPAKAILANMAN. At sana wag nyo ring kalimutan ang MAGPAKAILANMAN tuwing huwebes. sa programang ito po, ay pawang mga nakakaantig na katotohanan lamang ang inyong mapapanood, MAGPAKAILANMAN. Magpakailanman..."
Then, the unthinkable happened.
"pu#%@g i*a naman mel e,", Joey interrupted. "kaya nga kami nandito sa radyo para magpromote ng show namin, tapos puro MAGPAKAILANMAN lang ang sasabihin mo, pano MAALAALA ng mga tao yung show namin kung puro show mo ang maririnig nila".
"e g#@o ka naman pala e. kayo na nga ang tinutulungan magplug tapos babastusin mo ko sa national radio. tapos sasabihin mo pa ung title ng show ng kabila. e kung hindi ka naman pala tang# at kalahati....."
It was a riot in the radio so Sonya Smith decided to cut them all off air, as they continued to fight over the phone.
Then, the radio fell silent.

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